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Planet's Leading Loli Kidnapped by Mass of Tentacles
Yesterday, princess Ciela, age 11, heir to the Elven kingdom of Astrum, was kidnapped by a tentacle beast and dragged into an alternate dimension. "I can hear her screams at night," says one reliable source. "It's raping her!" Some suspect that her parents may have sold her to be this tenacle creater's concubine.